Here's Where the Fun Begins!
The Original Not-So-Sacred Chapters!
Read 'Em and Weep! With Laughter!
Question: "When was the first time medicine was mentioned in the Bible?"
Answer: It was when God gave Moses the tablets!
O.K., so that was lame! And I suppose it might be offensive to someone (everything's offensive to someone!), but its clean, good hearted humor (unlike the PG 13 humor on my "Poop: The Real Meaning of Life" page below!).
Question: "Did you know that God has a motor cycle?"
Answer: Its true! The Bible speaks of the Day of the Lord's Triumph!"
Question: What is God's real Name?
Answer: Its Howard! Jesus said: Our Father Who is in heaven, Howard by thy Name...
I don't like humor and satire that slams individuals or groups (well, there are some... )
If you are offended by anything you read here, feel free to let me know and I'll consider removing or editing it (or you could try to out-do it! -- that could be fun for everyone!).
But I'm NOT into the whole PC thing so I hope your skin's not too thin! Some of what you find IS pretty racy!
Just try and remember that laughter is the best medicine -- and let's face it, we're all at least a little "sick!"
May I suggest?
The Ancient and Noble Path of Chickenism
Could this be the Big Bang?!!!
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
Go to: Landover Baptist Church, no really, Visit this site!!!! But pray first!!!!
Go to: The Electric Frog
This site will tick you off if you're a Christian with thin skin! Fortunately, I'm a Christian with thick skin, and I think much of it is hilarious! For sure, they go too far at times, in my opinion, but any site that comes up: "Lives of the Saints," or "Why God has a Headache" can't be all bad! Two blasphemous thumbs up!
Go to: Internet photo
- Smile! At this site you can have your photo taken for free directly through the internet!.
Go to: Play: Find the Spam!
Possibly the most difficult game on the entire Internet! Find the Spam! Come on ladies, if you're man enough!
Go to: And now for something else completely different... (Hey! isn't that the same thing?)...
- Monty Python and ... Don't forget: THE LARCH
Monkeys on human evolution
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree,
Discussing things as they'd said to be.
Said one to the others, "Now listen you two,
There's a certain rumour that can't be true -
That man descended from our noble race,
The very idea is a disgrace.
No monkey ever deserted his wife,
starved the kids and ruined her life,
And whoever heard of a mother monk,
Leaving her kids with others to bunk;
Or passing them off from one to the other.
Till they scarcely know who was their mother.
Another thing that you never will see,
Is a monk build a fence around a coconut tree,
Forbidding all other monks to taste;
Letting the coconuts go to waste.
Why? If I built a fence around my coconut tree
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
Another thing that a monk wont do,
Is get out at night and go on a stew,
And use a gun, or club, or knife
To take another monkey's life.
Yes, man descended, the "so and so" cuss,
But brother, he didn't descend from us!"
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