The Not-so Sacred Web Book of John Not the Apostle

Step One: Get Nekkid
Step Two: Read This Page
Step Three: Read The Other Pages
Step Four: ... LAUGH!!!!!

The Shocking Truth is Now Exposed!
See what Scotts wear under their kilts!

What's the Big Deal?

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

And God Said...

VISITING PASTOR

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back "Revelation 3:20" and stuck it in the door.
The next day, as he was counting the offering, he found his card in the collection plate. Below his message was a notation "Genesis 3:10." Since you are all students of the Bible, you all should be laughing by now. But for those who skipped too many religious classes:
Revelation 3:20 reads: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If any man hear my voice, and opens the door, I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me."
Genesis 3:10 reads: "And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked."

-- Thanks Susan from your weird old unk.

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