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They're right down here, just a little farther

Not much farther...

When you get to them make sure you click the right one!

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There's other places you could go of course, like Here

Or maybe Here

But then you'd miss the buttons.

You wouldn't want to miss the buttons of course...

You need help!

And we're here to help you

So be sure and push the right button.

If you select the wrong button you might be cured of someone else's problem and that would just be too wierd!

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It wont help you decide, but hey, life's like that sometimes!

So whatever you do...







Or don't do for that matter...













Pick the correct button!

That button might be numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 or possibly 10.

Oh wait, there's not a 10! 10 is just 1 + 0!
But 1 + 0 = 1 I thought... anyway...

Of course, you could also utilize our # or * keys as well if you think it might help

We don't mind...

Really, those could be fine choices (Not!)!

That would be OK too.

That reminds me of that great book, "I'm OK, But You're Pretty Messed Up."

And let's face it... you are pretty messed up!

Not like that's a bad thing of course...

Anyway, you're looking for help and here I am just gabing away!

Sorry...

But while you're here, won't you please sign our guestbook!

9 out of 10 Shrinks recommend signing our guestbook as a sure step toward normalcy
(The other one's a nutcase, don't worry about it)

Whatever "normal" is!!

Thanks!

What! You didn't sign it?












Pease Do!











It wont hurt a bit, I promise











Here it is...

















Again...

Not guilt tripping you....

BUT I did place the link already...























You could have signed it then!





















Just click on the dang book. sheesh...! Its not that complicated!































Anyway....


































Here it is (again)...

You signed it right?

I'm trusting you!

If you don't sign it I could develop a whatyoucallit...

An inferiority thingy... complex...

And that would just be too sad!

Not that it would be you're fault of course...

OK, so here's the buttons.

Choose wisely!

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But you got that part though I bet!

So...

Please select from the following:

The War of the Numbers continues! You decide!

The War of the Numbers 1. Who will win?
# 1
# 2
# 3
# 4
# 5
# 6
# 7
# 8
# 9
None of the above
All of the above
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Don't take life too seriously,

You're not getting out of it alive no matter what you do!

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