Welcome to AllFaith Mental Health Hotline

To access our services
please choose from the following options.

They're right down here, just a little farther

When you get to them make sure you click the right one or something disastrous might happen!!!!

If you forgot which one to click, go Here

There's other places you could go of course, like Here

Or maybe Here

But then you'd miss the buttons.

And you wouldn't want to miss the buttons of course...

You need help!

And we're here to help you

We feel your pain...

So be sure and push the right button.

If you select the wrong button you might be cured of someone else's problem and that would just be too wierd!

HURRY UP! You're going too slow!!!!!

Just be sure and pick the right button!

(I just know you'll pick the wrong one!!!!)

The right one OK? I have faith you

Oh where did I leave that html snippet!

Here it is...

Its not that complicated! A monkey could do it!


I'm trusting you!

An inferiority thingy... complex...

Sort of like you

Not that it would be you're fault of course...

OK, so here's the buttons.

Choose wisely!