The Not-so Sacred Web Book of John Not the Apostle

It's a Gay Thing!

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The Homosexuals!

Jerry Falwel wept!
Bevery Lahey shuttered
Donald Wildman went wild!
And Fred Phelps wet himself!

As...

They worked at their jobs!
They shopped for groceries!
They even went to the movies!
They lived...

THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE!

SEE…them do their laundry!

HEAR…them order from the local take-out!

FEEL…your spine tingle as they watch TV!

First they infiltrated the churches! Then they gained access to the schools! It was too late to stop them!
They had demonstrated...

FAMILY VALUES

Whatever will we do?

Just get over it already!



When You Meet Gay People (Hints For The Heterosexual)

• Don’t run screaming from the room. This is rude.
• If you must back away, do so slowly and with discretion.
• Don’t assume they are attracted to you.
• Don’t assume they aren’t attracted to you.
• Don’t expect them to be as excited about meeting a heterosexual as you may be about meeting a gay person.
• Don’t immediately start talking about your boy/girlfriend or husband/wife in order to make it cleat that you’re straight.
• Don’t ask them how they got that way. Instead, ask yourself how you got the way you are.
• Don’t assume they’re dying to talk about being gay.
• Don’t expect them to refrain from talking about being gay.
• Don’t trivialise their experience by assuming it’s a bedroom issue only. They’re gay 24 hours a day




Think God doesn't love you because of your sexual orientation?

Think Again!



More to come!


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